Tuesday, October 18, 2005

"Hello, my name is Alexi. I am a liar."

This whole "pants on fire" thing is just so not working out for me. Is there anyway it could be changed to "tongue on fire"? That might keep me in check.

As some of you know I work for a library system. I'm supposed to be dispensing information.

Sometimes, however..... Sometimes not-so-much-so.

Fellow came in yesterday afternoon returning a few dvds and checking out disc 3 of the Band of Brothers miniseries. I told him that some time a go a kid came in wanting to see it 'cause she thought it was a documentary on Hanson.

His flustered response was something along the lines of "But... *sputter*... What...?!".

I merely shrugged, shook my head and replied "I know... I know..." and let him wander off. Poor guy.

I must be stopped.

Comments:
What, you mean it's not about the Black Crowes brothers? Or, or the twits in Oasis???

-Yoc
 
Heh. That's true... But being in Tulsa OK, I thought I'd throw in a little local flavo(u)r for the gag and use home-town boys.

BTW: do youse Canuckians use the extra u in flavo(u)r, or did you toss it?
 
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